Disclaimer: I do not own Diagnosis Murder or any of the characters. They are owned by CBS and Viacom. I am not making any money just having fun. All Disclaimers Apply.

I would like to thank all my friends who kept telling me that I should write DM Fan fictions besides coming up with ideas for others to write. This is a Steve hurt/comfort and/or a Steve/Mark Relationship Story.

This is a Steve based story.

The following is not meant to be taken serious. I thought I’d have a little fun. A Parody of Betty Bashing Steve Take off from ‘Murder At The Finish Line’

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A Short Diagnosis Murder Parody

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Mark comes into the police station and sees Steve hard at work. “Son we need to talk.”

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“What Dad? I’m really busy here.”

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“I know son but this just can’t wait. We need to go somewhere private.”

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Steve leads Mark into an empty interrogation room. “Ok Dad what’s wrong?”

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“Steve when you stepped out of the way of that guy in the racing car you stopped yourself from being bashed. The Steve hurt/comfort fans were disappointed.

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“Dad what am I supposed to do?”

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“Be a good boy son and go out into the street and wait until someone comes and hits you with their car. I’ll come running and be all upset and the Steve fans will be happy.”

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“You think so?”

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“Well... At least for awhile at least.”

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Steve stands out in the street. It seems for hours cars, trucks... are going by and they are swerving around avoiding Steve. Just then Betty comes. She has driven all this way just to be the one to hurt Steve. Betty hits. Steve stops the car and hides watching the action take place.

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“Steve! Steve!” Mark comes running out to cradle Steve in his arms. “Steve are you ok? Speak to me Steve!”

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“How..did I... do. Dad?”

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“Very good Steve I’m proud of you. Now just lie here and let us do the rest. Now you get lots of comfort. You deserve it. ...Steve are you going to come after Betty?”

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“No Dad I think she got it out of her system. Besides if I do she may decide to come after me again.”

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“You are probably right son.. Oh good here comes Jesse and lots of nurses to make you feel better.”

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“Thanks..Dad” Steve said as he drifted off to sleep. Assured in the knowledge that his Dad, Jesse and the nurses would take care of him.

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The End

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